Strain-promoted azide–alkyne cycloaddition (SPAAC) is widely used in solution-phase bioconjugation. However, its application in surface chemistry remains limited because substrate-independent azide films that remain stable upon reaction with bulky strained alkynes have not yet been developed. In this study, we address this challenge using a melanin-inspired coating based on tyrosine–azide derivatives with different linkers. In particular, we investigated how differences in linker length and hydrophilicity affect the hydrophobic interactions within the film network and, ultimately, determine film stability. Specifically, Tyr-3-N3, a tyrosine–azide derivative having an azide group tethered to tyrosine through a short three-carbon alkyl linker, was identified as optimal, forming azide-presenting films via tyrosinase-mediated oxidation and retaining integrity during SPAAC with external dibenzocyclooctyne (DBCO) ligands. The optimized poly(Tyr-3-N3) coatings enabled efficient methoxypolyethylene glycol (mPEG) immobilization, thereby exhibiting excellent antifouling performance against protein adsorption, and further supported spatially controlled protein patterning through soft lithography techniques such as micromolding in capillaries (MIMIC) and microcontact printing (µCP). The approach was broadly applicable with a range of inorganic and polymeric substrates, as well as living cell surfaces; even after encapsulation and SPAAC-based functionalization, the cells remained viable. Collectively, these findings establish a substrate-independent and biocompatible coating platform that preserves film stability through SPAAC functionalization, supporting applications in antifouling coatings, biosensing, and cell surface engineering.